What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:27
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
As Kamala Harris weighs a run for governor, some Democrats are moving on - The Washington Post
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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